When it comes to modern technology, I consider myself sophisticated. Modern. Savvy. Hip. “With it.”
I stream movies, download music, text regularly, take selfies and #HashtagLikeItsGoingOutOfStyle.
But when it comes to one particular, tech-driven trend, I’ve realized I’m a Luddite — and an unrepentant one at that. I, drumroll please, don’t speak emojii.
I’ve been known to sprinkle smiley or sad faces here and there, but I use them sparingly and in conjunction with the good ol’ English language, not in place of it. It’s true that a picture can say a thousand words, but a centimeter-tall icon? Not so much.
Which is why I find recent news from across the pond profoundly disturbing.